Parkman and Lemmer

Hi it's us. we are so fuckin' stoned right now. We are sitting on Lemmer's couch--all kids are sleeping and fuckface Peter (i know he is fucking the girl at his office but i don't even care because i'm eating better pussy than he is) is at mini golf with Lemmer's Amazing, kind, good husband. Ofcourse I ended up with the Phi Psi reject-- you guys were so adamant that I go to the formal with him because you...one of you...jerked him off and said his cock was huge...who was it? Bezner...had to have been Bezner? Bez, were you kind of slut in college...so stoned....but you can't be jewish and a slut...slut is only for catholic girls right? wrong? i don't know...lemmer is literally filing her big toe nail and remember how she does it where you can hear it...brookey, you used to throw up from it...i am gonna smack the fuckin' file out of her hand...lemmer looks so cute you guys....(no not gonna go down on her...) fuck Peter...i love you hookers...Kara (parkman)